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Cat Rents Underwear Drawer Penthouse
Cat Rents Underwear Drawer Penthouse
The master bedroom underwear drawer on the third floor has finally found a tenant. Kitty industrialist Buttons Quagmire, III has rented the penthouse suite for an undisclosed sum.
The drawer had been on the market for $15,000 per month, which would have been a household record by a wide margin, so it is expected that the transaction may have set a new rental mark for the area.
“It’s a fabulous apartment with amazing views,” said real estate agent Adele Peters, who represents a number of unrented spaces in the dining room credenza. “Having the crown jewel of the house occupied should really help heat up the rest of the market.”
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PHOTO OP: Come to Me
PHOTO OP: Come to Me
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Otter Hatches Evil Plan
Otter Hatches Evil Plan
An otter named Samson, who lives at a zoo in Stuttgart, Germany, has reportedly been plotting to seize control of the zoo’s concession stand network.
“We have intel that he’s been scheming for weeks,” said Timm Krüger, of zoo operations. “Samson is known around the zoo as kind of a, what do you say, a bad seed.”
According to Krüger, the entire aviary already pays Samson protection from the tigers – even though the cats are penned in tight and can’t reach the birds, and he’s caught the hippos in a ponzi scheme.
“This is the first time he’s taken any interest in external zoo ops, though,” said Krüger. “We may have to put him in solitary for awhile.”
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PHOTO OP: Fluffiest Puppiest
PHOTO OP: Fluffiest Puppiest
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