Puppy Enjoys Ke$sha, Doesn’t Care Who Knows It

A local puppy named Ninja has revealed that he listens to music by the pop singer Ke$ha, and not by accident.

“We’ve all heard Ke$ha come on the radio and forgot to change the station. It happens,” says Ninja’s friend Daniel Kutcher. “But Ninja has whole albums saved to his iPhone. Even the B-sides. He jams out to ‘Dirty Love’ all the time!”

Ninja claims the songs are catchy, fun and all about youthful abandon. What’s so wrong with that?

“She has a dollar sign in her name,” says Leila Childress, music critic for Time Out New York. “That’s what’s wrong with that.”

Via Matthew Allard.

NSA’s Puppy Spy Program Is Surprisingly Unsophisticated

Classified documents leaked by former government contractor Edward Snowden and provided to The Fluffington Post reveal more secret machinery in the NSA’s elaborate domestic spying operation – this time, employing neighborhood pups.

Code-named OPERATION BACONLOCK, the program is designed to uncover suspicious activity from across the backyard fence. According to the documents, more than 12,000 dogs and puppies have been employed by the NSA to spy on neighbors through missing slats and partially dug holes. Their findings are then reported back to the NSA via encrypted channels. The program is similar to one utilizing cat contractors to spy on email, which was recently reported in this publication.

It’s unclear whether the program has uncovered any terrorist activity in its active five years, but a number of security analysts tell The Fluffington Post that its design and reliance on dogs makes it “inefficient.”

“Dogs are great at sniffing out suspicious activity, but will they follow through on reporting it?” poses Larry Chen, a former consultant to the Department of Homeland Security. “I imagine distractions like squirrels and flying sticks would hinder this operation immensely.”

The NSA and The White House could not be reached for comment.

Via David Jones.

PHOTO OP: Mother and Daughter

Via alvardflac.