PHOTO OP: Underbite
Via MisterQueue.
Cat Loses Job as Valet Parking Attendant
Cat Loses Job as Valet Parking Attendant
Mustard the cat, seen above just before he was fired, was let go from Vino’s Ristorante where he had been working as a valet parking attendant for the past two months.
According to co-workers, Mustard was a great cat, but wasn’t the best worker.
“He’d show up to work late, get customer’s cars all furry, nap on the job and he’d never wear his tuxedo,” said Megan Patel, a server at the restaurant.
It was that last point that did Mustard in, said another coworker, Michael Grant.
“I saw Mustard getting chewed out by his manager for not wearing his tux a few minutes before they fired him,” said Grant. “I’m sure that was it.”
Via Reddit.
PHOTO OP: Staying Warm
PHOTO OP: Staying Warm
Via gzdmine.
Bunny Hops Into Governor’s Race
Bunny Hops Into Governor’s Race
A bunny from Rhode Island has officially announced his intention to run for Governor of the state.
Sir Hops-a-Lot, who is running as a Republican on a platform that includes lowering the state sales tax and eliminating capital gain’s taxes on investments in RI businesses, is joining a wide open race. The state’s current governor, Lincoln Chafee, declined the seek a second term.
The bunny joins a GOP field that already includes Allan Fung, mayor of Cranston, and Ken Block, who was the nominee for the Moderate Party the last go around.
Some opponents have questioned whether the bunny is eligible to run for governor.
The “Ocean State Futures” political action committee is reportedly readying a campaign that will demand that Sir Hops-a-Lot produce his official birth certificate.
“‘Sir’ isn’t a title you see in America very often,” said the group’s spokesperson, Aaron Merrill via email. “We’re just saying…”
Via ramboandmie.
Cat Gets 0% Financing on Box
Cat Gets 0% Financing on Box
When Horace the cat went to the box dealership yesterday, he had no intention of buying anything. He was simply browsing, maybe taking one for a test sit.
But then a shrewd salesman made the cat an offer he couldn’t refuse: 0% financing and an extremely low down payment on a brand new, 2014 box.
“I knew once I said those magic words – zero percent – I had him,” said Taran McCall, the salesman.
McCall said he counted on the well-known fact that cats are generally very wealthy, and often have plenty of disposable income.
“Even though this was a premium box with a hefty price tag,” explained McCall,“ 0% is like free money. Cats can’t resist it.”
Via tabby_planiin.