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Bunny Does Pilates Every Morning

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Bunny Does Pilates Every Morning

Whiplash the bunny is fanatical about his health. He drinks a carrot and kale green smoothie every morning and does Pilates three times each week.

“Whiplash started coming to me a couple of years ago,” said Jorja Gribben, a Pilates and Yoga instructor at the local YMCA. “He was feeling a bit doughy back then, and we really worked on strengthening his core.”

Now Whiplash is one of Gribben’s best students and most active adherents of the lifestyle.

“Because of that rabbit blabbing all around town about how great Pilates is and looking so fabulous, I’ve had to add two more classes to my schedule,” said Gribben. “Not that I’m complaining!”

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Puppy Stuck in Beanbag Chair for Hours

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Puppy Stuck in Beanbag Chair for Hours

Loshi, a Shiba Inu pup from Grand Rapids, MI was rescued on Tuesday morning after spending nine hours trapped in a beanbag chair.

The dog reportedly sat down on the chair just after 10pm to watch a little New Girl on Netflix before bed. But according to authorities, it wasn’t until after he’d watched two episodes that he realized he’d sunk too far into the chair and was trapped.

“I heard him bark a few times,” said roommate Cam Lawson, “but I figured he was just watching basketball and getting excited or something. So I closed my door. I feel terrible.”

It was Lawson who found Loshi still stuck in the chair the next morning and called for help.

Paramedics extracted the dog, who was tired but unharmed, just after 7am local time.

Via akichel.

Local Cat Totally Bored During Dinner Party

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Local Cat Totally Bored During Dinner Party

On Friday, Chicago area cat Fidel had what he thought was a brilliant idea: assemble all his closest friends at his apartment on Sunday for a pre-Super Bowl dinner party. He was wrong.

“I had an okay time, the chicken was a little dry, but you could tell Fidel was bored to tears,” said Janet Melvin, a friend and party guest.

Most of the evening, the cat just sat in his chair, staring off into space and trying to keep awake. The conversation was reportedly quite bad.

“The only thing more boring than that party, in Fidel’s estimation,” said Joshua Bixley, another guest, “was the game that followed. What a snooze.”

Via fidel_cat.