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Dog Embarks on Clandestine Mission to Rescue Bone
by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent
As a member of the canine special forces, Rex is an expert in search and retrieval missions. He was dispatched on his latest assignment last night to rescue the bone that he buried in the neighbor’s yard last fall, according to classified documents obtained by The Fluffington Post.
“I’ve put all my best resources into protecting my garden, but somehow Rex always sneaks through,” retired Army General Ted Havers, who lives next door, said. “He’s a stealth master, a ghost in the night.”
When asked what he’d do if he should catch his arch nemesis, Havers spoke of the dog with admiration. “Oh, I’d just bring him back to the Walters’ place,” he said. “Rex is a true soldier and I’ve got to respect that.”
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Hedgehog’s New Shoes Are Super Fly
This has been a good week for Bertie the hedgehog. First, his high school passed out yearbooks on Monday and he was voted “Best Smile.” Then, when he got home on Tuesday, he found a present waiting from his mom and dad as a reward for good grades: a pair of stylish new Chuck Taylor All Stars.
“He looks good in those kicks,” said friend Alissa Decker. “If he’d had those earlier in the year, I bet he’d have cleaned up on all the yearbook superlatives.”
Bertie is set to graduate in a two weeks and will start at Penn State in the fall.
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