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Rabbit Finally Has Beach Day

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Rabbit Finally Has Beach Day

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Molly had a very busy summer. Even so, there was one thing the rabbit didn’t get to do. 

“She didn’t make it to the beach,” says roommate Evelyn Greenspoon. “Every weekend she’d say she wanted to go, but something always came up." 

Realizing she still had time before sweater weather was completely in effect, Molly the grabbed her towel and umbrella and hit the sand last Sunday.

"She had a pretty nice time,” says Greenspoon. “It was just like a summer Sunday – except there wasn’t really anybody there, and the water was pretty cold, and she didn’t go in. All in all though, I’d say it was a success.”

Via molly_n_max.

Corgi Prepares for Epic Birthday Bash

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Corgi Prepares for Epic Birthday Bash

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

To celebrate the transition from puppyhood to doghood, Detroit corgi Jackson has planned a birthday party of epic proportions. He’s rented out an entire dog park for all his closest friends, and even hired A-list party planner Carly Stevenson to help take care of all the details.

“Jackson told me he wanted an event on the scale of My Super Sweet Sixteen,” Stevenson said. “We’re going over the top: party hats designed by Marc Jacobs, catering by Pat LaFrieda meats, and a special performance by Iggy Azalea. He also tried to get a chocolate cake made by Duff Goldman, but he’s a dog, so that wasn’t going to fly.”

Cat Desperate to Upgrade From Flip-Phone

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Cat Desperate to Upgrade From Flip-Phone

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

For years, Whiskers the cat has resisted the siren song of the smartphone. Insisting that she doesn’t need to always be on Facebook and that keypad texting really isn’t so bad, she has held on to her first ever cell phone.

Roommate Josh Myles said the reason for Whiskers’ hesitance to upgrade might be the nature of modern smartphone interfaces.

“She tried to play with a music app on my tablet, once, but it turns out claws are pretty unreliable for a touch interface,” he explained. “Plus, I mean, the RAZR was a pretty awesome cell phone when she got it. But that was 2005. It’s time to let go.”

Myles thinks Whiskers may finally be pining for an upgrade, however.

“I walked by her on the computer last night and she was looking at the iPhone 6 website, purring,” he said.

Via JoshSemans.