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BREAKING: Hedgehog Pumpkin Thief Caught

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BREAKING: Hedgehog Pumpkin Thief Caught

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Citizens of Derry, NH can rest easy this week – the culprit attempting to ruin their Fall fun has finally been apprehended. Calico the hedgehog had been wanted in connection with a string of pumpkin thefts over the past month.

“We caught him in the act,” says Officer Ron Gooden. “He was at a patch on Elm trying to make off with a few gourds. We don’t know what he could have wanted them for; there may have been a black market operation.”

The hedgehog is expected to be formally charged Tuesday.

“People are pretty relieved,” says Gooden. “I’m just glad it wasn’t Pumpkin Spice Lattes, that’d be a whole other story.”

Via adventuresofcalico.

This Cat Just Watched ‘Bad Judge’

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This Cat Just Watched ‘Bad Judge’

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

All Sonic wanted was some quality television time after a long day. 

The cat entered his apartment last Thursday to find his roommate on the couch, and the new NBC comedy Bad Judge just starting.

“He convinced Sonic to sit down and watch with him,” says friend Erin Gardner. “Sonic wanted to watch Scandal, but he gave in." 

Unfortunately, it was thirty minutes the cat would never get back.

"He kept waiting for the good part,” says Gardner. “It never came. When it was over, he just his gave his roommate a look – you know the one cats give you when they’re really annoyed? Yeah, that. Then he just went to bed. There was no salvaging that evening.”

At press time, Sonic’s roommate was said to be shopping for a cat-proof TV.  

Via oceanblueskye.