Ostrich Stuns Animal Community: Admits to Using Fake Lashes

Ostrich Stuns Animal Community: Admits to Using Fake Lashes

In a shocking development that has set the animal kingdom reeling, an ostrich has admitted that the long, luxurious eye lashes it has become known for are fakes. A spokesperson attributed the bird’s actions to “mounting pressure” felt from the growing popularity of other large flightless avians, name emus.  It is still unclear whether any punishment will be handed down from the Office of Animal Affairs.

The photo above is from the last official ostrich photo shoot.

Via ralph and jenny.