
Lemur Family Can’t Decide Where to Vacation
A local ring-tailed lemur family is having a dickens of a time deciding where to go on vacation later this summer.
“As I understand it, they’ve narrowed their destination down to either San Francisco, CA or the Bahamas,” says travel agent Veronica Mahler. "But they’re split right down the middle on where to go.“
Mahler reports that elder lemurs in the family are favoring San Francisco for its museums and fine dining options, while younger generations of the lemur family just want to lounge on the beach.
"They better hurry up though,” says Mahler, “plane tickets are just getting more expensive by the day.”
Via Pami N.
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