Hedgehog Finally Watches ‘Honey Boo Boo’

Hedgehog Finally Watches ‘Honey Boo Boo’

By Scott Friestein, FluffPo Correspondent

Hercules the hedgehog had never been a fan of reality television. His friends, however, couldn’t stop talking about Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The TLC series about child beauty pageant contestant Alana “Honey Boo Boo Child” Thompson has been a source of water cooler chatter since its premiere, with seemingly everyone in America having an opinion about it. Not wanting to be out of loop. Hercules had to tune in.

“At first, he wasn’t sure what he was watching,” says Preston George, a source close to the situation. “There were a lot of questions: Are these actual people? Is ‘go-go juice’ really a thing? Why am I watching this? That’s the appeal of the show, though. Like, is it just mindless entertainment, or rather a commentary on our society and values? Also, do people really eat spaghetti with ketchup? No one knows for sure, but I can tell you one thing – that hedgehog is hooked.”

Via Melloola.