Local Hamster Falls Asleep at the Wheel
County police report finding Hamsy the hamster completely passed out at the wheel Monday morning.
“It’s not really clear where he was headed,” says deputy Ron Taylor. “There are no signs of intoxicants in his system. Seems the guy was just plum tuckered out. Fortunately, he didn’t get into an accident.”
Via Widi R. D. Darmadi.
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