
Hamster’s Sexting Lands Him in Hot Water
Prominent hotel tycoon Mike the hamster caught flak from watchdog groups when nude photos of himself that he allegedly texted to a female employee were leaked on the Internet Friday.
“He should be an upstanding member of the business community. A role model,” says Beth Rutledge of the Chamber of Commerce. “This is really a disgrace.”
Via @jenz270.
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