Hamster Is Plotting Something, We’re Sure of It
Noctus the hamster is up to no good. The Fluffington Post can report with 95% certainty that the rodent is planning something.
We’re not sure what it is, but just look at him. Those intense, beady little eyes, the way he’s rubbing his hands together menacingly. Oh yes, he’s up to something.
Mark our words.
Via aleqto.
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