Hamster Blows Lottery Winnings on Pastries
Millicent, a hamster from Surprise, AZ, won $50 on a lucky scratcher last week and has reportedly spent her entire windfall on what appears to be a year’s supply of baked goods. "We tried to get her to put some of it away, maybe buy a little Apple stock,“ says one friend, "but her sweet tooth got the better of her.”
According to sources, Millicent appears content with her decision.
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