Hamster Obesity Reaches Epidemic Proportions

Hamster Obesity Reaches Epidemic Proportions

New numbers from the Department of Health shed light on the serious issue of hamster obesity in the U.S.

Nearly 35% of all hamsters in the country are now clinically obese – up from 27% reported last spring. The DoH attributes the spike to the sudden popularity of deep fried seeds.

Many wonder why no one thought of deep fried seeds years ago. They are “f**king delicious,” according to experts.

Via Peach Phichaya.