Hamster Shocked to Find Un-Frosted Mini Wheats in Bowl
James, an area hamster and food connoisseur, was “appalled” by what he found in his bowl yesterday evening, according to sources close to the situation.
“Plain mini wheats,” says Jacklyn Keppler, a family friend. “I mean, who in their right mind would eat un-frosted mini wheats? It just doesn’t make any sense. I have no idea how they ended up in James’s bowl, but we’re looking into it.”
Via @jenz270.
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