
Hamster Reinforcements Defeat Cat Tank
Just a day after Waffles the cat blockaded the living room with a cardboard panzer, Hamster Special Forces (HSF) arrived to take down the cat’s armor division and restore critical supply lines from the kitchen.
“We were completely outgunned when Waffles rolled in,” says PFC Jake Rogers, who was stationed in the living room at the time. “Thank God those hamsters showed up. They really saved our asses.”
Via Viktor Simonic.
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