RUMOR: Hamster Gym Chain to File for IPO

RUMOR: Hamster Gym Chain to File for IPO

Wheelz, Inc., the parent corporation of a chain of over 450 hamster gyms around the United States, will file for an initial public offering on Monday, according to rumors reported by the Wall Street Journal.  The paper reports that the company will seek to raise $10 million at a valuation of $100 million in the offering set for June.  The stock will trade on the NYSE.  

Socks McKenzie (pictured above), the charismatic founder of Wheelz, is thought to own approximately 26% of the company and will become one of the five richest hamsters in America.

Via captainmcdan.