Analysts: A Hamster in Hand Worth Two in Bush

Analysts: A Hamster in Hand Worth Two in Bush

An increasing number of researchers agree that having a hamster in hand is twice as valuable as having two in the bushes.

“If you’re holding one hamster, it’s a known quantity,” says Richard Voakes, an analyst with the Hamster Institute of America. “Sure, two in the bush will give you more hamsters, but who knows where they are or if you can catch them? You’ll save more time focusing on the one you’ve already got.”

Via @sonitan_oneisan.