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Hamster Home Ownership Finally In Reach

June 6, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Hamster Home Ownership Finally In Reach

A new study from the Federal Housing Administration finds that for the first time in the history of the administration, home ownership is realistic goal for a majority of the hamster population.  New numbers indicate that because house prices have fallen so dramatically over the last three years, while hamster unemployment has stayed at a relatively low 5.6%, more hamsters are purchasing instead of renting.  

“It’s a confluence of things,” says FHA researcher Barry Tompkins.  "The hamster-based energy field is a growth area, meaning more high-paying jobs, coupled with low home prices and generous FHA interest rates for first-time home buyers.“

According to the study, a full 55% of hamsters will be home owners by the year 2015.

Via BrianWulfricPercival.

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