
Hamster Home Ownership Finally In Reach
A new study from the Federal Housing Administration finds that for the first time in the history of the administration, home ownership is realistic goal for a majority of the hamster population. New numbers indicate that because house prices have fallen so dramatically over the last three years, while hamster unemployment has stayed at a relatively low 5.6%, more hamsters are purchasing instead of renting.
“It’s a confluence of things,” says FHA researcher Barry Tompkins. "The hamster-based energy field is a growth area, meaning more high-paying jobs, coupled with low home prices and generous FHA interest rates for first-time home buyers.“
According to the study, a full 55% of hamsters will be home owners by the year 2015.
Via BrianWulfricPercival.
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