New Hamster Home Sales Hit Two-Year Low

New Hamster Home Sales Hit Two-Year Low

While the economy overall is starting to show signs of recovery, that’s not true for the hamster real estate market, which was hit hard by the sub-prime lending crisis a few years ago.  According to new numbers from HUD (the Hamster Urban Development office), new home sales among hamsters are at a two-year low, and show no signs of picking up.

“Hamsters just aren’t buying new homes,” said real estate agent Carlos Ochoa.  "Most hamsters are just renting or making do with nests of ripped up newspaper.“

Via ihaveadonut.