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Hamster Hacks FBI Database

March 19, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Hamster Hacks FBI Database

A hamster known only by his hacker handle “SeedMonsterX” managed to breach a  heavily encrypted FBI database Sunday afternoon.

While little is known about the hacker’s intentions, forensic investigators discovered a number of covert queries run against government data, including “Area 51” and “Minnie Mouse Nude.”

Via Marc Bres Gil.

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