Hamster Behind Bars After Gnawing Spree
Koali the hamster has been brought to justice after a living room gnawing spree left two shoes and a chair leg in critical condition Monday.
“He’s been charged with three counts of premeditated gnawing,” said U.S. District Attorney Arnold Guzik at a press conference. “Koali will be arraigned this week in Superior Court.”
Via Alastair Campbell.
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