
Hamster Dominates Speed Eating Contest
A white hamster by the name of JoJo has been awarded first place in a North Carolina Speed Eating contest after downing more than 120 peanuts in less than 15 minutes.
“JoJo just powered through those suckers,” said one excited spectator. “He’s got big cheeks, so I think he just shoves them in there to make room for the next one.”
The hamster received a cash prize of $1,500 and free lunches at Mickey’s Diner, a local eatery, for life.
Via Marina Avila.
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