Hamster Millionaire Splurges on New Wheels

Hamster Millionaire Splurges on New Wheels

A hamster telecommunications mogul Juan Ortega is turning heads with his flashy new car.  The wealthy hamster recently sold a large chunk of his personal stock holdings in his company, Hamster Wheel Cellular, which provides 95% of all communications traffic to the hamster world.  The sale reportedly added up to $5 million into Ortega’s personal coffers.

No word on how much the hamster spent on his new ride, which undoubtedly includes a number of custom trappings, but the list price for the model Ferrari that he purchased is $29.95 at Toys ‘R Us.

Via luisitortega.