Hamster Announces Run for President

Hamster Announces Run for President

At a sparsely attended public appearance outside a mall in Overland Park, KS a political newcomer named Dizzy the Hamster threw his exercise wheel into the race for President of the United States.  Dizzy is running as an independent on an anti-vacuum platform that might resonate with hamster voters but will be a tough sell to the general public.  

Though Dizzy has no prior experience in politics and has never held public office, his campaign is likely to be well capitalized due to his family sawdust fortune.

Via sammybingo.