Ferret Unemployment Hits Record High

Ferret Unemployment Hits Record High

New figures from the Department of Labor find that 100% of ferrets are now unemployed in the U.S. What’s more, none of them are actively seeking a job.

“They’re freeloaders, basically,” says Connor Jameson, an economist who studies ferret behavior at Yale University. “They’ll ride that gravy train to the end of the line.”

Via I Heart Ferrets.