Ferret Upset About New Spider-Man Movie
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to sources, Milo the ferret has been off somewhere sulking ever since he saw the new Spider-Man reboot, The Amazing Spider-Man.
“He had no idea it was a reboot,” says Ted Rogers, a source close to the situation. “He just kept sitting there with his popcorn, waiting for Tobey Maguire to show up. He’s pretty upset.”
Via Max Moreau.
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