BREAKING: Ferret Escapes From Alligator Jaws
A ferret has leapt to safety from the jaws of a ravenous alligator, escaping what would surely have been a gruesome death.
Authorities on the scene report no injuries, and the alligator has been taken into cust…
UPDATE: The Fluffington Post has received word that it is in fact a plush alligator, and that the ferret willingly entered the jaws because it “seems cozy in there,” according to eye-witnesses.
We regret this error, and retract our previous report.
Via iheartferrets.
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