Dog Learns to Ride Bike, Humanity Doomed

A dog named Norman has learned how to pedal a bicycle, and analysts the world over agree that humanity’s chances to remain Earth’s dominant species are now slim.

“Dogs already hear and smell better than us,” says Dr. Ronald Meyer. “They’re much cuter than humans. If they learn how to ride bikes, what’s left? We might as well just give up.”

Via ThePostGame.