
Distinguished Bunny to Address U.N.
According to a rather cryptic press release from the United Nations’ Department of Strategic Affairs, the very distinguished bunny pictured above will address a full session of the General Assembly on Monday. Little is known about the bunny and the contents of his address remains a mystery.
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