Area Dog Accused of Being “Creepy”

A local dog named Elvis has been accused of “creepy” behavior by neighborhood cat Mister, according to sources close to the situation. 

Vanessa Gribaldi, a friend of the cat, says Elvis doesn’t understand the concept of personal space. The cat is suing for “emotional distress.”

“He gets all up in Mister’s face without provocation or invitation,” she said. She provided The Fluffington Post with photographic evidence of the alleged infraction. “[Mister] is very stressed about the whole ordeal.”

A spokesperson for the dog, meanwhile, says the claims are without merit.

“Those two are good friends,” said Lawrence Singleton, an attorney representing Elvis. “They’re just goofing around. Mister is just upset because Elvis ate some of his food last week.”

The two are due in court next month unless a settlement can be worked out.

Submitted by Kelli Shaver.