Anarchist Chicks Run Amok in Local Field

A group of baby chicks were spotted terrorizing an open field Saturday afternoon. Authorities believe they may have ties to anarchist groups.

“They ran back and forth, just pecking at random things,” says Maria Ogden, an eye witness. “They had no demands, no agenda – they seemed to enjoy creating chaos.”

While there have been no arrests, sources say police have updated a number of watch lists.

Submitted by Matt Johnson.