Cats Make Up Majority of ‘The 1%’
Traditional notions of the top 1% of U.S. earners might include bankers, corporate CEOs and Wall Street traders. Not so, according to the National Bureau of Feline Labor Statistics.
Cats receive meals, room and board, and fantastic health care benefits absolutely free of charge. When adjusted for lifespan ratio (one cat year equals ~15 human years) and income value over time, cats are now estimated to be the richest demographic in the U.S.
Via ADORABOMB.
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