Bunny Opens Mattress Testing Facility

Bunny Opens Mattress Testing Facility

A local bunny named Thor has opened what furniture industry analysts have called “a revelation in quality control.”

It’s a mattress testing facility, and the premise is simple – hop on new mattresses until they reach their breaking point. The data collected will be used to improve manufacturing processes and weed out inferior products.

“The quality of our stock has gone up ten-fold since we started contracting to Thor’s company,” says Gary Fielding of Gary’s Discount Mattresses and Rugs. “I know our customers will be pleased." 

Via biohazerd12.