
Bunny Drinks Too Much Egg Nog at Holiday Party
Wilbur the bunny called in sick for work today, but co-workers suspect that he’s really just sleeping one off after last night’s Christmas party.
“He took to the egg nog like a moth to a flame,” recalled officemate Winnie Pon. "Every time I looked over, there was Wilbur with another glass. He must have had five or six.“
Management is reportedly not pleased with Wilbur taking the day off after getting silly at the office party. There is a company policy about not adding additional days off right before a scheduled vacation and Wilbur is taking all of next week to visit family in Michigan. However, they can’t prove that Wilbur isn’t really sick, so likely no disciplinary action will be taken.
Via Carly & Art.
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