Rabbit Hires Body Double for Protection
Fearing an attack from the neighbor’s dog, Rolly the rabbit has significantly upped his personal security. According to reports, Rolly has signed a contract with Hop Protection, LLC, a rabbit-centric security company that has provided security to other celebrity rabbits, including the Energizer Bunny and the Trix Rabbit.
The most unique part of Rolly’s security detail is a body double, designed to confuse and distract possible assailants.
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