Bunny Distraught Over Johnny Depp Breakup
News that actor Johnny Depp has separated from Vanessa Paradis, his partner of 14 years, hit Harvey the bunny hard.
“He’s been a friend and fan of Depp for some time,” Harvey’s publicist Larry Persing told press on Thursday. “He thought they made such a lovely couple. He’s really broken up about it, but wishes them both nothing but the best.”
Submitted by Daniel Acuña.
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