
BREAKING: Area Bunny Is Bored
Numerous reports indicate that Fluffers the bunny is suffering from an unusually strong malaise this evening and is having trouble shaking it.
“Oh he’s definitely very bored,” said Sharon Markham, a source close to the situation. “He’s just been sitting there doing nothing the past couple of hours. Every once in awhile he sighs.”
According to Markham, numerous attempts have been made to try to cheer the bunny up, but nothing has worked. “We even tried moving up Christmas a few days and letting him open some presents early, but nothing,” said Markham. "We’re not sure what to do now. He’s just really, really bored.“
Via baby_bunbun_haru.
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