
Bunny Demands Belly Rubs
Some bunnies are just really bossy, and the bossiest bunny on Maple Street is Olly.
“He just wants – neigh, demands – belly rubs all the time,” said Tony Holt, a source close to the situation. “Like, non-stop.”
According to Holt, Olly also levies a carrot tax upon every household on the street. "It’s like we’re living in some weird bunny fiefdom. I don’t remember the real estate agent mentioning this when we were house hunting last fall,“ he said.
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