
REPORT: Baby Crane Masters Hokey Pokey
For months Rupert, a baby Sandhill Crane, has been trying to get the hang of the ‘Hokey Pokey.’ Finally today, say sources close to the situation, he put it all together and successfully completed a verse.
“You know the lyrics, right? ‘You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out. You put your right foot in and you shake it all about.’ It was the shaking part that had him all confused,” said dance instructor Jane Levy. “He would do more of a flail than a shake.”
Rupert has been practicing daily since November.
Via Dan Irizarry.
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