
REPORT: Baby Chick Will Not Enter GOP Presidential Race
After a barnstorming tour around middle America in early January that many pundits thought signaled an intent to join the race for GOP nominee for president this year, sources close the baby chick indicate that is not the case. With the competition finally tightening up after South Carolina’s primary last week (and with the Florida primary next Tuesday figuring to be make or break for some), the chick is no longer expected to make a run. Sources indicate that the baby chick could back one of remaining Republican candidates before Super Tuesday on March 6.
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