BREAKING: Kitten Opens Eyes for First Time
The Fluffington Post has received late breaking word that newborn kitten Harvey has opened her eyes for the very first time. She did so in the warm embrace of her mother.
At this time, it’s still unclear why a female kitten was named Harvey.
Submitted by Amber G.
‘Progress Made’ at Shar Pei Summit
Numerous sources inside the International Shar Pei Summit tell The Fluffington Post that “progress has been made” on serious issues facing that community.
“They’ve reached a tentative agreement to publicly condemn wrinkle enhancing substances,” says one source, under condition of anonymity. “Most agree that’s a step in the right direction, but there’s a lot more work to be done.”
The Summit was held this year in Buenos Aires, Argentina, and brings together the world’s most powerful Shar Peis and Shar Pei thought leaders.
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PHOTO OP: Do Not Sneak Up on Me Like That!
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Bunny Fired by USPS for Mail Tampering
The United States Postal Service has fired a bunny mail carrier for allegedly opening mail that was not addressed to him and eating it. According to documents obtained via the Freedom of Information Act, the rabbit, whose name remains redacted in official documents, was caught on no less than three occasions having chewed open envelopes and chomped through their contents.
More on this story as it develops…
Via Carly & Art.
STUDY: Cats Not as Effective as Index Cards at Organizing Books
A new study from the Dewey Institute finds that while cats are far more adorable than index cards, they aren’t as effective at organizing books. While this new study will undoubtedly save some libraries the mistake of investing in all-cat system, the American Library Association tells The Fluffington Post that as many of 175 libraries across the country have collectively already spent over $20 million on these ineffective organizational catalogs.
Via Klara Kim.
PHOTO OP: Hunting…
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Dog Home Ownership On the Rise
In what might be a sign that the canine economy is finally starting recover, new home sales to dogs was up 3% in April. That’s the first month-to-month gain in new dog house sales in over two years, after 27 consecutive months of stagnation or contraction in the dog housing market.
While this is certainly a positive indicator, economists warn that unemployment among dogs is still at history highs and there is a long way to go before the recession is over.
Via matthiashn.
Baby Land Geese Invade Milwaukee
A new breed of geese that glide across the land as easily as most water fowl swim in rivers and ponds have been spotted in an around the environs of Milwaukee, WI. The so-called “land geese” are genetically different from normal geese, according to officials at the American Ornithologists’ Union.
“The land geese have a very specific genetic mutation that allows them to ‘paddle’ on dry land,” said Claude Procacci, a spokesperson for the AOU. “I can be disconcerting to see a flock of these birds gliding toward you over the grass, but they’re mostly harmless if unprovoked.”
Via EJP Photo.
PHOTO OP: Bunny Tail
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