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Kitten Going as Mr. Moneybags Again for Halloween
by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent
Rags never has to think too hard about his Halloween ensemble. Every Oct. 31 for every year of his young life, the kitten has dressed up as the well-known board game billionaire, Mr. Moneybags.
"His resemblance to that guy from Monopoly is pretty uncanny," roommate Dani Westerson said.
Though going with the same costume year in and year out seems to be working for the kitten, Westerson expressed some resentment Rags for taking the easy way out.
"Every single year, Rags just tosses on a top hat made out of cardboard and boom, he’s done," she said. "I have to think so hard to come up with a clever, timely idea. He doesn’t have to try and still wins Best Costume at every party. I don’t think it’s just the costume at play here, to tell you the truth."
Via AngelaWomack71.

Kitten Going as Mr. Moneybags Again for Halloween

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Rags never has to think too hard about his Halloween ensemble. Every Oct. 31 for every year of his young life, the kitten has dressed up as the well-known board game billionaire, Mr. Moneybags.

"His resemblance to that guy from Monopoly is pretty uncanny," roommate Dani Westerson said.

Though going with the same costume year in and year out seems to be working for the kitten, Westerson expressed some resentment Rags for taking the easy way out.

"Every single year, Rags just tosses on a top hat made out of cardboard and boom, he’s done," she said. "I have to think so hard to come up with a clever, timely idea. He doesn’t have to try and still wins Best Costume at every party. I don’t think it’s just the costume at play here, to tell you the truth."

Via AngelaWomack71.

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REPORT: Bruno Mars Is Actually a Dog
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
According to a recent investigative report by the Chicago Sun Times, the singer Bruno Mars is actually a Siberian Husky named Miles. The pup has apparently been masquerading as the “human” recording artist since 2008.
"I was shocked," says Keith McDowell, the report’s author. McDowell alleges that the dog has used advanced auto-tune technology to transform his barks and yelps into Mars’ smooth tenor vocals.
"I bought the CDs and went to the concerts. Had I known he was just yet another puppy using auto-tune, I might not have," says McDowell. "He got to play the Super Bowl. Let that sink in for a second. I’m glad I blew the lid off this thing once and for all."
At press time, Miles was not taking any questions, this according to his “newly-hired” attorney Clint Barksman.
Via iheartmiles.

REPORT: Bruno Mars Is Actually a Dog

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to a recent investigative report by the Chicago Sun Times, the singer Bruno Mars is actually a Siberian Husky named Miles. The pup has apparently been masquerading as the “human” recording artist since 2008.

"I was shocked," says Keith McDowell, the report’s author. McDowell alleges that the dog has used advanced auto-tune technology to transform his barks and yelps into Mars’ smooth tenor vocals.

"I bought the CDs and went to the concerts. Had I known he was just yet another puppy using auto-tune, I might not have," says McDowell. "He got to play the Super Bowl. Let that sink in for a second. I’m glad I blew the lid off this thing once and for all."

At press time, Miles was not taking any questions, this according to his “newly-hired” attorney Clint Barksman.

Via iheartmiles.

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Kitty Regrets Catnip Bender
Some life lessons you have to learn the hard way. A Milwaukee-area cat named Welfleet learned a valuable lesson this weekend about over indulgence after an all-night catnip bender.
"He’s pretty hung over," said roommate Jack Minian. "He’s just been sitting on the couch and staring off into space for a few hours, cringing whenever I make any noise."
According to Minian, the cat went out with coworkers on Friday evening and hit a bunch of feline hot spots. 
"They went bar hopping and he clearly had too much ‘nip," said Minian. "His friends brought him home at 2am, and Welfleet woke me up meowing on the front step. Apparently he couldn’t figure out how to work his key."
The good news for the cat is that the hangover is temporary. The bad news, Minian says they just ran out of Tylenol.
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Kitty Regrets Catnip Bender

Some life lessons you have to learn the hard way. A Milwaukee-area cat named Welfleet learned a valuable lesson this weekend about over indulgence after an all-night catnip bender.

"He’s pretty hung over," said roommate Jack Minian. "He’s just been sitting on the couch and staring off into space for a few hours, cringing whenever I make any noise."

According to Minian, the cat went out with coworkers on Friday evening and hit a bunch of feline hot spots. 

"They went bar hopping and he clearly had too much ‘nip," said Minian. "His friends brought him home at 2am, and Welfleet woke me up meowing on the front step. Apparently he couldn’t figure out how to work his key."

The good news for the cat is that the hangover is temporary. The bad news, Minian says they just ran out of Tylenol.

Via rosemaryliu_queen.

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Bakery Employs Puppy Taste Tester
by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
When it comes to new items, New York’s Dominique Ansel Bakery doesn’t take any chances. The famed patisserie recently hired a Golden Retriever puppy named Paisley to test its sweet treats before they hit the shelves. The results, as they say, speak for themselves.  
"So far, she’s liked everything," says head pastry chef Michael Cortis. "The DKA and Salted Pistachio Religieuse both tested exceptionally well. If it’s good enough for Paisley, it’s usually good enough for customers."
The discerning pup has first dibs on nearly everything the bakery sells - except the world-famous Cronut.
"Oh, we don’t let her test those," says Cortis. "She has to wait in line like everybody else."
Via jasminejane.

Bakery Employs Puppy Taste Tester

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

When it comes to new items, New York’s Dominique Ansel Bakery doesn’t take any chances. The famed patisserie recently hired a Golden Retriever puppy named Paisley to test its sweet treats before they hit the shelves. The results, as they say, speak for themselves.  

"So far, she’s liked everything," says head pastry chef Michael Cortis. "The DKA and Salted Pistachio Religieuse both tested exceptionally well. If it’s good enough for Paisley, it’s usually good enough for customers."

The discerning pup has first dibs on nearly everything the bakery sells - except the world-famous Cronut.

"Oh, we don’t let her test those," says Cortis. "She has to wait in line like everybody else."

Via jasminejane.