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Researchers Pinpoint World’s Laziest Cat After years of searching, researchers at Oxford University have finally located the laziest cat in the world. “His name is Seuss. He’s five years old, and lives in Brooklyn, NY,” says Francis Wall, who spearheaded the study. Determining a kitty’s “laziness quotient” isn’t easy. According to the Oxford team, it’s a complex calculation with factors like willingness to stand up, overall productivity and Cheeto consumption. “Finding the world’s laziest cat was a daunting task, but through trial and error and a lot of number crunching, we’re about 80% sure Seuss is it,” Wall tells The Fluffington Post. Submitted by Amanda Rodriguez.

Researchers Pinpoint World’s Laziest Cat

After years of searching, researchers at Oxford University have finally located the laziest cat in the world.

“His name is Seuss. He’s five years old, and lives in Brooklyn, NY,” says Francis Wall, who spearheaded the study.

Determining a kitty’s “laziness quotient” isn’t easy. According to the Oxford team, it’s a complex calculation with factors like willingness to stand up, overall productivity and Cheeto consumption.

“Finding the world’s laziest cat was a daunting task, but through trial and error and a lot of number crunching, we’re about 80% sure Seuss is it,” Wall tells The Fluffington Post.

Submitted by Amanda Rodriguez.

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Celebrity Corgi Treated for Exhaustion By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent According to several media outlets, Seamus the corgi is currently resting comfortably after being admitted to a Los Angeles hospital this week. A noted celebrity and famous dog, Seamus was said to be suffering from exhaustion-like symptoms. “He works so hard,” says Janice Teague, Seamus’ publicist. “I keep telling him to slow down. The book signings, the fragrance launches, the media appearances… he just doesn’t stop.” As the corgi’s attending physician tells The Fluffington Post, Seamus’ case is among the worst he’s seen. “He’s dog-tired,” says Dr. Jeffrey Mack, MD. “I mean, you can just see it. The breathing. The eyes. The lying-down. Classic exhaustion.”  Initially listed as serious, the pup’s condition is said to be slowly improving. “He just needs to rest,” says Dr. Mack. “These celebrities… one can only imagine what they go through.” Via pentuppenguin.

Celebrity Corgi Treated for Exhaustion

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to several media outlets, Seamus the corgi is currently resting comfortably after being admitted to a Los Angeles hospital this week. A noted celebrity and famous dog, Seamus was said to be suffering from exhaustion-like symptoms.

“He works so hard,” says Janice Teague, Seamus’ publicist. “I keep telling him to slow down. The book signings, the fragrance launches, the media appearances… he just doesn’t stop.”

As the corgi’s attending physician tells The Fluffington Post, Seamus’ case is among the worst he’s seen. “He’s dog-tired,” says Dr. Jeffrey Mack, MD. “I mean, you can just see it. The breathing. The eyes. The lying-down. Classic exhaustion.” 

Initially listed as serious, the pup’s condition is said to be slowly improving. “He just needs to rest,” says Dr. Mack. “These celebrities… one can only imagine what they go through.”

Via pentuppenguin.

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Kitten Implicated In Financial Malfeasance Julliet, the kitten CEO of hedge fund Cuddle Capital, LP, has been accused by the SEC of short-selling toxic assets based on insider information. “We’re not at liberty to disclose all the details of this investigation, and no arrests have been made,” Connor Black, an SEC spokesperson, said at a press conference on Sunday. “But this is a very serious matter, and we will be taking every step to ensure that kittens who engage in financial collusion pay the appropriate penalty.” Via Pacificat Ragdolls.

Kitten Implicated In Financial Malfeasance

Julliet, the kitten CEO of hedge fund Cuddle Capital, LP, has been accused by the SEC of short-selling toxic assets based on insider information.

“We’re not at liberty to disclose all the details of this investigation, and no arrests have been made,” Connor Black, an SEC spokesperson, said at a press conference on Sunday. “But this is a very serious matter, and we will be taking every step to ensure that kittens who engage in financial collusion pay the appropriate penalty.”

Via Pacificat Ragdolls.

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‘Jabba the Hedgehog’ Wins Star Wars Costume Contest A hedgehog named Snuffles has been crowned the winner of this year’s International Star Wars Costume Contest. “She just rolled into a pudgy little ball, popped her head out and did an evil laugh like Jabba the Hutt,” says Samantha Frank, one of the contest judges. “She really wowed us — no costume required!” Via MC_SULY.

‘Jabba the Hedgehog’ Wins Star Wars Costume Contest

A hedgehog named Snuffles has been crowned the winner of this year’s International Star Wars Costume Contest.

“She just rolled into a pudgy little ball, popped her head out and did an evil laugh like Jabba the Hutt,” says Samantha Frank, one of the contest judges. “She really wowed us — no costume required!”

Via MC_SULY.

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Bunny Installs Swing Set In Apartment Neighbors are less than thrilled about the new furniture in a bunny’s upstairs apartment. “I’m sorry, but a swing set does not belong inside your home,” says Walker Ableton who lives one floor down. “Certainly not in an apartment. That’s going to make a ton of noise.” As yet, there have been no formal complaints, but residents are not looking forward to the bunny’s housewarming party later this month. Via Milk Natnaree.

Bunny Installs Swing Set In Apartment

Neighbors are less than thrilled about the new furniture in a bunny’s upstairs apartment.

“I’m sorry, but a swing set does not belong inside your home,” says Walker Ableton who lives one floor down. “Certainly not in an apartment. That’s going to make a ton of noise.”

As yet, there have been no formal complaints, but residents are not looking forward to the bunny’s housewarming party later this month.

Via Milk Natnaree.

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Kitten Proposes to Secret Crush An area kitten named Cal finally worked up the nerve to propose to his dream girl. There was only one hitch — she had never met him. “I was really taken aback,” says Kaitlyn Macavoy, who found Cal down on two knees with a diamond ring during her lunch break. “I’m really flattered. He seems like a sweet guy. But, buy a girl dinner first, am I right?” Via stenston.

Kitten Proposes to Secret Crush

An area kitten named Cal finally worked up the nerve to propose to his dream girl. There was only one hitch — she had never met him.

“I was really taken aback,” says Kaitlyn Macavoy, who found Cal down on two knees with a diamond ring during her lunch break. “I’m really flattered. He seems like a sweet guy. But, buy a girl dinner first, am I right?”

Via stenston.

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