PHOTO OP: Seagull vs. Penguin
Submitted by Christina Ohm.
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REPORT: Portland Pup Is on Guard Duty
REPORT: Portland Pup Is on Guard Duty
CNN is reporting that Kobe, a 3-year-old pup from Portland, OR, is indeed keeping a close eye on the house from under the fence. The network’s sources corroborate other eye witness accounts obtained by The Fluffington Post.
“He is definitely on guard duty,” says Allan Tilly, a source close to the situation. “There’s no chance you’ll be getting by him.”
Submitted by Sarah Ballard.
Hedgehog Model Scores Cover of ‘GQ’ Mag
Hedgehog Model Scores Cover of ‘GQ’ Mag
In a first for mens’ fashion magazines, GQ has chosen a hedgehog cover boy for its August issue, and his name is Houdini.
“He has everything we look for in a male fashion icon,” says Nik Averitt, GQ’s senior photo editor. “Style, charisma, natural good looks. Also, Ryan Gosling was busy.”
Submitted by Brittney.
PHOTO OP: Kitty Play Time
PHOTO OP: Kitty Play Time
Submitted by Greg Voakes.
Local Kitten Dispels Rumors He’s an Otter
Local Kitten Dispels Rumors He’s an Otter
As if being abandoned in a rose garden wasn’t hard enough, Ollie the Kitten has faced a number of accusations that he is in fact an otter.
“These rumors are baseless,” said Ollie’s publicist at a press conference Thursday afternoon. “When the blogs get wind of something, they hammer it until everyone thinks it’s so. The fact is, Ollie is 100% kitten. We have the birth certificate.”
Submitted by Tracy T. and Ryan G.