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Though psychological testing has yet to be completed, video evidence suggests that Emily the hamster is suffering from what animal psychologists call species identity confusion disorder. Though not well documented in hamsters, Emily’s case appears fairly advanced.
Via The Frogman.
Top Chef: Mice Make Excellent Salad Fixin’s
Eccentric New York chef Bobby Masters has come under fire after revealing his new dish, the “Mouse Salad,” in which he adds live mice to a Caesar.
“They are garnish, and not meant to be eaten,” Masters told the press after animal rights activists staged a protest outside his midtown restaurant. Skeptics are not convinced, and have called for a boycott of Masters’ establishments, which do business in seven countries.
Via The Animal Blog.
Authorities in Cyprus are investigating a chinchilla massage parlor after allegations of misconduct surfaced over the weekend. The outfit is suspected to be a front for catnip smugglers.
Submitted by Elena.
Hamster Wows Knitting Club With Impressive Scarf
Most hamsters might be content to nibble on some carrots or roll around in a plastic ball.
But Gregory has taken up a hobby – knitting. And he’s quite good at it.
After whipping up a few socks and hats, Gregory joined a local knitting club, where he put nearly 15 old ladies to shame with his giant purple scarf. Gregory’s recently-launched Etsy shop has also generated substantial buzz.
Submitted by Paige Hewitt.
Cute Rat Couple Are Proud New Home Owners
Housing crisis? Try telling that to Sushi and Fudge. The baby rate couple, pictured above, just purchased their first home with a killer interest rate on a flexible FHA loan. Next up for the intrepid duo? Shopping at IKEA for a new Swedish water dispenser.
Via Two Pink Possums.
