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Hamster’s Party Is Sparsely Attended

Tucci the hamster had everything laid out for a rocking celebration: balloons, streamers, sunflower seeds, a completely full water bottle and a killer Spotify playlist.  But she lacked one crucial element: guests.

According to reports, only a handful of people showed up to Tucci’s soiree, which she had the misfortune of scheduling on the same day as two other people in her building were also throwing parties. 

“She was understandably crushed,” said friend Alan Toles. “But then once the music started, she got over it.  It may have only been three of us, but we closed her living room down.”

Via Vale.

Hamster Hypnotist Wows Audiences

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

A new talent has begun making the rounds on the hypnosis circuit, and the reviews have been stellar. Billed as the first – and so far only – hamster hypnotist, the Great Chubbinsky combines old-fashioned showmanship with a signature sense of humor to create a one-of-a-kind act.

 "I was pretty skeptical at first,“ says Fred Staples of Appleton, WI. "But it’s been three weeks now and I have yet to touch a cigarette. I tell you, that hamster’s a miracle worker.”

Via Victoria Belanger.