PHOTO OP: Lawn Piggy
Rolo, via KC2000.
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Hamster Won’t Share Little Red Wagon
Hamster Won’t Share Little Red Wagon
Area hamster Chuckie has refused to share his Radio Flyer wagon, according to numerous sources.
When approached this morning by a second hamster who wanted to play with Chuckie in the wagon, Chuckie reportedly wheeled away, much to the dismay of photographers in the area.
“One hamster in a tiny wagon is gonna do pretty well on Tumblr and Reddit,” said photojournalist Lucinda Wainwright. “But two hamsters in a tiny wagon? That’s like a gift from the karma gods. I hope Chuckie can get on board with this whole sharing bit soon, because that would be photo of the year right there.”
Via susabm.
Celebrity Hamster Joins Twitter
Celebrity Hamster Joins Twitter
Reality TV star and notable hamster Baby Borscht has signed up for everyone’s favorite microblogging network, Twitter. The celeb joins a recent spate of A-listers who are engaging directly with their fans through social media.
So who is BB following?
“So far, just the account for The Snuggie – you know, that blanket with arm holes,” says Beth Caroll, Mr. Borscht’s publicist. “He loves that crap.”
Via Carolyn Coles.
Guinea Pig Chef Debuts New Pickle Recipe
Guinea Pig Chef Debuts New Pickle Recipe
World-renown Guinea pig chef Barney has done it again. His latest recipe for pickle brine has brought the salty/spicy snack to the next level, according to many food critics.
“Barney’s pickles have this surprising kick right at the end,” says Harry Broder, who writes for Get In My Belly magazine. “I’ve never tasted anything like it.”
Via cupra_jamie.
Squirrel Stuffs Mouth With Blueberries on a Dare
Squirrel Stuffs Mouth With Blueberries on a Dare
According to numerous reports, an area squirrel stuffed his face with at least seven blueberries as part of a dare from friend. He then attempted to say, “Chubby Bunny,” which led to hysterics among his friends and near choking for the squirrel.
The squirrel was able to come through the game unharmed and set a campfire record for most blueberries. The Fluffington Post does not recommend playing Chubby Bunny unsupervised.
Via CompletelySusan.