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Guinea Pig Refuses to Acknowledge that Halloween Is Over
Guinea Pig Refuses to Acknowledge that Halloween Is Over
Brownie the guinea pig loves Halloween. That’s why she is refusing to let it die. According to reports from those close to the situation, the guinea pig has barricaded herself inside a disused Jack’o’lantern and refuses to leave until everyone puts their costumes back on.
“This happens every year,” said neighbor Troy Wilkins. "It’s a month of Brownie running around her yard like a nut putting up decorations, a day of absolute joy, then out comes the pumpkin and in she goes.“
According to Wilkins Brownie will eventually admit that Halloween is over and end her protest.
We’ll keep you updated as this story progresses.
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Guinea Pig Finally Caught Up on Downton Abbey
Guinea Pig Finally Caught Up on Downton Abbey
An area guinea pig named Sushi has finally caught up on the first two seasons of Downton Abbey in preparation for season three to begin airing in the United States in January. He’ll spend the next month and a half preparing his themed viewing party.
“I know it seems like there’s still plenty of time to finish catching up, especially since the seasons are so short,” said close friend Tim Cheshire, “but Sushi really wants to get the decor for his party perfect. He’s planning to recreate the entire household as it appeared in the final episode, down the last detail. So he needs the extra time to do a thorough study of season two.”
Via mochi_sushi.
Squirrel Caught Cheating on His Diet
Squirrel Caught Cheating on His Diet
According to reports, a squirrel named Sid has been reprimanded after being caught eating a peanut, a strict no-no according to his new diet. As his nutritionist tells The Fluffington Post, Sid’s deep-seated self-control issues once again got the best of him.
“Sid is a very overweight squirrel,” says Cheryl Frumm. “If he wants to make any progress, he’s going to have to learn to resist temptation. As his state-appointed nutritionist, it is my responsibility to ensure he avoids all foods high in saturated fat. This includes egg yolks, butter, muffins, and yes, peanuts.”
Frumm could not be reached for further comment as she had begun to chase Sid, who appeared to be eating a slab of bacon.
VIa cseeman.
Hamster Millionaire Splurges on New Wheels
Hamster Millionaire Splurges on New Wheels
A hamster telecommunications mogul Juan Ortega is turning heads with his flashy new car. The wealthy hamster recently sold a large chunk of his personal stock holdings in his company, Hamster Wheel Cellular, which provides 95% of all communications traffic to the hamster world. The sale reportedly added up to $5 million into Ortega’s personal coffers.
No word on how much the hamster spent on his new ride, which undoubtedly includes a number of custom trappings, but the list price for the model Ferrari that he purchased is $29.95 at Toys ‘R Us.
Via luisitortega.