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Cat Attempts Self-Shot for New Facebook Profile Pic

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Cat Attempts Self-Shot for New Facebook Profile Pic

In a bid to freshen up her Facebook profile after the rollout of “Timeline,” an area cat attempted to take a flattering photo of herself. Most humans know this is nearly impossible to do without looking contrived. But cats, inexperienced with smartphone cameras, have to learn somehow.

Witnesses report that the seven “likes” the cat received on her new photo are actually passive aggressive gestures by friends who feel threatened by her.

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Area Squirrel Often Goes to His “Quiet Place”

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Area Squirrel Often Goes to His “Quiet Place”

Chester, a local squirrel, is often seen at the southeast corner of his roof, lost in thoughtful reflection.  "That’s his quiet place.  He goes there when he needs to get away from the hustle and bustle of the backyard,“ said one nosy neighbor, who insists her binoculars are for "bird watching.”

According to sources, Chester seems to get his best thinking done while at his secluded roof spot.  After some time on the roof, said one witness, Chester will usually have figured out how thwart whatever new-fangled anti-squirrel devices neighborhood residents have installed on their bird feeders, for example.

Via liquidnight.