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Puppy Indicted on Malicious Chewing Charges
A puppy in Chicago, IL has been indicted on charges of chewing with intent to destroy. According to the indictment the puppy was caught by police chewing on a fanny pack. When asked by the arresting officer if his intent was to open the pack or to chew it to pieces, the puppy just barked in response. A trial date will be set next week.
Via Tambako the Jaguar.
Cat Insists Her Stuffed Animal Collection Is Normal
Though most of her friends find her doll collection kind of creepy, Felini, a kitty from Sioux Fall, SD, refuses to give it up. "It’s just weird. A cat with so many stuffed cats,“ says neighbor Erica Stargell. "I mean a stuffed mouse? Sure. Heck, maybe it’s not even that they’re cats that makes it so weird. But they all look like her.”
Via Valentina_A.
Area Puppy Doesn’t Understand Furniture
Canelo, a local pup, has no idea how furniture works, according to sources.
Rather than sleep on the cushions of the couch, he prefers to wedge himself between the back rests in what eye-witnesses are calling “the most uncomfortable position ever.”
Via Adriana.
Puppy Pile-Up Reported Off Route 9
The FluffPo Traffic Chopper is reporting a 3-puppy pile-up just off of U.S. Route 9.
Officials on the scene report no serious injuries, but traffic is backed up for miles due to rubbernecking.
Via f1234k.
Paranoid Cat Swears She Just Heard Something
An area cat is definitely not crazy – or so she says. She swears she just heard a weird noise coming from the office down the hall.
Kind of a clanking sound, but with a high-pitched shriek attached to it. If she hears it again, she will definitely go check it out.
Via @necomall.
